If yah butters yah toast yah botters yah bottocks.

Grabba packa phagsaday and hope to keep your lungs in play.

A smidgeon of this and a bit o’ that keeps the tummy nice and phat.

Canyah hear it now yahve BassBoomed it for a good twenty yahrs?

Plug your ears and Addle your brain, like you’ll never pass this way again!

Pass the grog and swill it dahn, see who can be first to drahn!

Riddle me Ree Oh Riddle me Ree, who just piddlededeed on my knee !

A Carrion Crow once carried on a bit too much for me, so I shot it !

An Apple a day’ll keep the earphones in play, but never keep the Ear Doctor
away!

Grab a Grannie night comes but once a year, Grandads be ready for a bit of
good cheer!

Saddle me up with nought but a horse and I’ll ride into battle always on
course.

Give me a fig and I won’t give a fiddle !

Knowing how to do everything is the best way to get nothing done at all.

If men were only once Apes, how come they still call me Neanderthal man?

Jiggle my coins but don’t jiggle my bits.

It’s a Hard life being a Hard Drive, I get dizzy all the time.

Mamma’s little baby loves short’nin’ short’nin’ Mamma’s little baby loves
snortin’ in bed !

Hey ho heave oh, my boat moored my slip.

Katerina mine, buried since WW2.

Live today for tomorrow is dead by the day after.

Sun shine on my face, my back’s against the wall!

Arthuritis may come, but he won’t get my wife !

Believe in something for nothing is worth believing in.

That’s your lot for freebies……….others will be $10 a pop !

All donations should be sent to Medicins Sans Frontieres…….just tell
them I sent you !

Cheers!?